Quotes 97#
• [SWAN - 3rd gen]
Hekan: Thank you for agreeing to see me, Fer. Fergas: I didn't. You just barged in and started talking. Hekan: I don't have time for a history lesson.
• [Chalssag]
Caramella: I'm not a mother, I don't even have any children! Ross: *passes by her* 'sup Mom? Caramella: Oh, hey. Temi: Mom, is it okay if Ciric and I see the new Star Wars tonight? Caramella: Yeah, just be home by 10. Caramella: ... Caramella: Okay, listen.
• [SWAN - 1st gen]
Tsumuri: Tsukami @ EluryV6.2: Alexa, kill this clown.
• [Chalssag]
Judge: How do you plead? Nalreig: *Looks at Saffer* Saffer: *Mouths 'not guilty'* Nalreig: Nalreig: Hot Milky.
• [Chalssag]
*Heskel and Trillis skipping rocks together* Trillis: It's such a beautiful day to spend outside together! Heskel: *Under his breath* Take that you fucking lake.
• [Chalssag]
Ciric: You promised not to tell. Elasius: Crimorn promised not to unbound Zruk from the Vault of Ends. Welcome to the real world, Ciric.
• [Chalssag]
Caramella: What's wrong with the way I dress? Theliel: Some people might say that the all black clothing kind of makes you look like an evil villain. Theliel: Not me, though. I think you look like a sexy motorcycle. Velace: Theliel, pull it together.
• [Chalssag]
Asheal: Honestly, I'm just so evil. So full of darkness. I feed off the souls of the living. I strike fear into- Kirill: You sleep with a sparkly teddy bear. Asheal: HE'S MY SECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS
• [SWAN - 3rd gen]
Fergas: Good work out there, Pey. Peyin: Thanks dad. Everyone: ... Peyin: What? Why is everyone staring at me? Maximillian: You called Fergas "dad." Fergas: Do you see me as a Father figure, Peyin? Peyin: No. I said thanks, man. If anything, I see you as a bother figure! Valentine: HOW DARE YOU TALK TO YOUR FATHER THAT WAY!
• [SWAN - 1st gen]
Aster: How would you like your coffee? Vincent: As dark and bitter as my soul. Aster: Okay, one glass of milk coming right up!
• [Chalssag]
Dhudratir: Hey kid, you want some blades? Ciric: No. Cuz blades are for skatin', ya dingus.
• [SWAN - 2nd gen]
Kouga: *Sneezes* Chaos: *From inside the vents above him* Bless you! Kouga: Goddess? Is that you?
• [SWAN - Blue Servants]
Mirus: I’m not getting into anymore more stupid debates with you.
Lamias: Water is not wet
Mirus: How the fuck is water not wet it’s water-
• [SWAN - 1st gen]
“My mind is like an internet browser, several tabs open, half without feedback, 1000 pop-up ads, and where the fuck is that song coming from?”
—Tsukami, probably.
• [Chalssag]
Velace: Heskel, before you say no-
Heskel: No.
Velace: But you haven’t heard it yet!
Heskel: I’m sticking with no.
• [SWAN - 3rd gen]
Yuxing: I would do anything for you
Kantoku: Tell me my hair is prettier than yours
Yuxing:
Yuxing: Almost anything
• [NSEH]
Aiden (DA): I got the steak from the freezer [slams a package onto the kitchen counter] Aaron (AA): Why do you have chocolate on your face? Aiden (DA: It was under a chocolate pie. Aaron (AA): So you ate your way through it? Aiden (DA): I made a judgment call. You weren’t there.
• [NSEH]
Arthur (GA): What’s your new year’s resolution going to be?
Aiden (DA): I don’t know, maybe to start eating something other than pizza and cereal
• [SWAN - 2nd gen]
Netami: I’m going to need you to stay calm, okay?
Yue: I’m just gonna stay angry, I find it relaxes me
